Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Palin 2012!!!

I have a dream.

Call me nut, call me crazy dreamer.  (All together, now "Nut!  Crazy Dreamer!")

My dream is simple.  It's clear.  It's a little bit scary.

Here goes.

I want Sarah Palin to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States in 2012.

Crazy, right?
I KNOW!!!!

Yes, she's got a fanatical group of followers.

Yes, those followers are flooding the "Dancing With The Stars" switchboards with votes for Bristol to win, even though she couldn't dance her way out of a cardboard box.

Yes, she's got her own reality TV show, (oooh, that's scary!  She's got as much media credibility as does Snooki, whomever that is.)

Yes, she's a commentator on Fox News.

I want Sarah Palin to win the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 2012.

Because I can't think of a better way to ensure an Obama landslide, not to mention a Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives, and a stronger Democratic majority in the Senate.


Because Sarah Palin is a fucking idiot.

She exemplifies the worst features of the modern Republican party; reactionary, radical, a cult of personality.  She knows nothing beyond how to advance her own popularity at the expense of her political party, her ideology, and even her own family.  She's crazy as a shithouse rat.  She's Jethro Bodine in a push-up bra.

She has no coherent policy on economics, foreign affairs, or government in general.  She's a pathological liar, an egomaniac, a hypocrite, and a sociopath.

She's also a quitter.

Plus, she's a fucking idiot.

Naturally, she's the perfect standard-bearer for the Republican Party in 2012.