I have a dream.
Call me nut, call me crazy dreamer. (All together, now "Nut! Crazy Dreamer!")
My dream is simple. It's clear. It's a little bit scary.
I want Sarah Palin to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States in 2012.
Yes, she's got a fanatical group of followers.
Yes, those followers are flooding the "Dancing With The Stars" switchboards with votes for Bristol to win, even though she couldn't dance her way out of a cardboard box.
Yes, she's got her own reality TV show, (oooh, that's scary! She's got as much media credibility as does Snooki, whomever that is.)
Yes, she's a commentator on Fox News.
I want Sarah Palin to win the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 2012.
Because I can't think of a better way to ensure an Obama landslide, not to mention a Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives, and a stronger Democratic majority in the Senate.
Because Sarah Palin is a fucking idiot.
She exemplifies the worst features of the modern Republican party; reactionary, radical, a cult of personality. She knows nothing beyond how to advance her own popularity at the expense of her political party, her ideology, and even her own family. She's crazy as a shithouse rat. She's Jethro Bodine in a push-up bra.
She has no coherent policy on economics, foreign affairs, or government in general. She's a pathological liar, an egomaniac, a hypocrite, and a sociopath.
She's also a quitter.
Plus, she's a fucking idiot.
Naturally, she's the perfect standard-bearer for the Republican Party in 2012.